VOL-4
MUSLIM SHARIF
SEXY TALKS DURING HAJJ
9-during hajj in MINA HAZRAT USMAN offered his friend to marry him with such a young and sexy girl who would remind him the gone days of his youth.
WHEN YOU SEE A SEXY GIRL COPULATE WITH YOUR WIFE IMMEDIATELY
p12-Once the holy prophet saw a sexy girl. Being out of control he came to his wife ZAINAB who was busy in cleaning a hide .He ordered her to leave her work at once and copulate with him. She complied him instantly.
MY FIRST NUPTIAL DAY
30- HAZRAT AISHA NARRATES:
My age was nine. I was playing with my friends outside of my house. My mother came and brought me to my home where some women were gathered around the holy prophet. My clothes were changed and I was laid in the lap of the holy prophet . The women congratulated the holy prophet on his new marriage and left us. It was evening. The holy prophet copulated with me and I was sent to his home with my dolls.
THE HOLY PROPHET CURSES HIS WIFE
63-The holy prophet cursed HAZRAT AISH saying may be there mud on your handsor left hand.
MILK A YOUNG MAN FROM YOUR BREASTS TO MAKE HIM YOUR FAMILY MEMBER
70-To avoid the veil, the wife of HAZRAT ABU HUZAIFA allowed a young man to suck her milk from her breasts whose presence was disliked by her husband. Thus he became her son.
DON'T LEAVE ME SO EARLY
76-After three days of honeymoon the holy prophet intended to leave UMMI SALMA TO VISIT HIS OTHER WIVES , she grabbed his clothes not to leave her.
ABU BAKR PUTS MUD IN THE MOUTHS OF THE MOTHERS OF THE FAITHFULLS
78-On her turn the holy prophet was staying with HAZRAT AISHA. As usual other wives also gathered. HAZRAT ZAINAB came and the holy prophet tried to kiss her. HAZRAT AISHA quarreled with HAZRAT ZAINAB. HAZRAT ABU BAKR Came from MOSQUE And said to the holy prophet to put mud in both of them and give congregational prayer.
HAZRAT AISHA LONGS TO HAVE A SEXY BODY LIKE HAZRAT SODA
79-According to HAZRAT AISHA, HAZRAT SODA had very sexy plump body. HAZRAT AISHA wished that she should had entered in her body.
THE MOST UNDESIRABLE ACT
85-The holy prophet bought a camel from HAZRAT JABIR BIN ABDULLAH. After payment the holy prophet returned him his camel also. AJABIR deemed it the most undesirable act of the holy prophet.
WOMEN ARE THE PRODUCT OF CURVED RIBS OF ADAM
85-Ladies are the product of curve ribs of HAZRAT ADAM. If you tried to straighten them they would break. Leave them curve and take benefit from them.
INSOLENT ATTITUDE OF HAZRAT ABU BAKR
97-HAZRAT ABU BAKR put his hands on the throat of HAZRAT AISHA to kill her who was not only his daughter but also the wife of the holy prophet as well as mother of the faithfuls.
UMAR MIND YOUR OWN BURDEN
99-Once the holy prophet vowed that he will not see the faces of his wives for one month as thy had made a front against him. HAZRAT UMAR went to HAZRAT AISHA and scolded her for hurting the heart of the holy prophet. HAZRAT AISHA FURIOUSLY SAID: O SON OF KHITAB, NEITHER I HAVE ANY CONCERN WITH YOU NOR YOU HAVE ANY CONCERN WITH ME. MIND YOUR OWN BURDEN i.e HAZRAT HAFSA, YOUR DAUHTER.
UMAR YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO INTERRUPT IN OUR AFFAIRS
104-HAZRAT UMAR was also scolded by HAZRAT UMMI SALMA saying how dare he interrupt in the affairs of the wives of the holy prophet.
DO NOT MARRY WITH A POOR PERSON
112-A lady was divorced by her husband for the third time from the BATTLE FIELD. After the expiry of her divorce period she was proposed by two men, ABU JEHAN and MU'AVIYA. THE holy prophet commented that ABU JEHAN was a furious person having his bamboo on his shoulder to beat some one and MU'AVIYA WAS a poor man. And Lo! This poor man was going to be the most powerful caliph of the holy prophet but he did not knowabout it although he was continuously giving the news of events happening before and after the day of resurrection.
THE GREATEST BLUNDER DONE BY UMAR
264-At his death bed the holy prophet wanted to get his lagacy in written so that the muslim may not go astray but HAZRAT UMAR interfered and did not allow to comply the orders of the holy prophet saying not to give any attention to the words of a dying man. The holy Quran is sufficient for us.
TO SLAP A PERSON IS AGAINST THE PENAL CODE OF ISLAM
285-To slap on the face of any one is strictly prohibited in Islam and termed it as unlawful.
HAZRAT HASSAN DENIES TO CARRY THE ORDERS OF HIS FATHER
336-HAZRAT USMAN ordered HAZRAT ALI to lash a drunkard person. HAZRAT ALI asked HAZRAT HASSAN, his son to do so . He replied that with cold aspects, let USMAN suffer the hot aspects of the KHILAFAT also.
TO ERR IS HUMAN AND I AM ALSO HUMAN
343-While deciding the cases of the people,said the holy prophet, he is influenced by the clever person's arguments and he could give verdict to the undeserved party as he receives no revelation while deciding a case normally.
KAHERI DIGEST
A DIGEST OF HILARIOUS JOKES,FUNNY NEWS AND ODD INCIDENTS OF PAST,PRESENT AND FUTURE WARNING: 1.Some jokes may contain adult content.Minors under 18 are not allowed to go through this blog. 2.Do not take these jokes and other material as merely a stock of laughing. They are embedded with wisdom and based on realities of life and centuries of human experience.So take them seriously.Prof.M.A.SHAHEEN request u to send YOUR comments to bestos4kaheri@yahoo.com Cell# 03465648499
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
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- prof.mushtaq shaheen
- I am a studious person from my childhood.Have done a lot of study on every subject. I have done translation of holy Quran in urdu language in a unique way.No body has done the translation in this way in the history of the world! I have done great research on internet ,especially on pakistan internet officials sitting in main server. These bl.... officers are real terrorists of cyberworld as well as real world. All terrorist activities are done with their help. They are really deserved to be put in GUANTANAMO Bay's notorious jail. Their behavior is so nasty that I would love to become suicide- bomber in the main server of pakistan internet!!!
